After a long while on something,  you need to take time and reflect on the best of it.  On the NG BBS,  many fantastics things have happened.  In this case,  it's quotes.  Here is a barrage of some of the best things said on the forums!

"Jacking off to real porn does not make your hand any more of a vagina"
originally said by: -Baron_Von_Bad_Guy
suggested by: TheLastDinosaur

"I stick needles into my arms. Only they aren't needles, they're knives. And I don't stick them into my arms, I drag them across my arms. And I don't do it to get buff, I do it to let out the horrible blackness of pain that envelopes my soul."
originally said by: QuikFox
suggested by: -Jose-

"For the love of God, Viper_Studios: SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
originally said by: Nephthys
suggested by: EclecticEnnui

"If Maddox likes Ebaumsworld, he MUST be right."
originally said by: EclecticEnnui
suggested by: EclecticEnnui

"What the fuck do you know, you 13 year old wigger fuck?"
originally said by: WadeFulp
suggested by: Jordanog

"[noun]? With [rounded post count]? Damn."
originally said by: Zephyrlot
suggested by: Zephyrlot

"I fart on this thread"
originally said by: Osamarama
suggested by: Foxphere

"...I'm going to kill you, asshole."
originally said by:Rancidpsychojosh
suggested by: EclecticEnnui

"Metal is used for bridges, swords, and toasters prickface"
"I meant heavy metal, as in music retard"
"Bridges don't make music, fucklick"
originally said by: Gheyz0r and Fozzo
suggested by: EclecticEnnui

"Oh god... Please don't let him meet Maus..."
originally said by: senor_aztlan
suggested by: Jedi_Coconut

How YOU can become a MOD: "Wish everyday that hell freezes over! Haha!"
originally said by: WadeFulp
suggested by: Uberbarista

"Look... someday... somewhere... Ramaji's going to stab you... no, not with a knife... with her sharp wit."
originally said by: Jedi_Coconut
suggested by: Jedi_Coconut

"Because you touch yourself at night"
originally said by: -NightCrawler-
suggested by: Jedi_Coconut

"Tofu, the other other, other white meat..."
originally said by: EvilGeishaWoman
suggested by: Jedi_Coconut

"You guys, really you need to stop this asian racism, I mean come on, who would be racist towards asians."
originally said by: americanchinker
surggested by: american chinker

"My grandfather's corpse - facedown, pants around his ankles, a lemon wedge in his ass and blood pooling around his head as his gnarled hand clasped a service revolver. I hit it"
originally said by: Gheyz0r
suggested by: VeryProudfYa

"Anyone who buys an XBOX might as well take $350 and jerk Bill Gates off with it."
originally said by: STOiC_PARANOiA
suggested by: -Buddhist-

"Bwaa! You're a ninja!
originally said by: -Gooch-
suggested by: -Gooch-

"i (picture spam) because its fun."
originally said by: poop007
suggested by: EclecticEnnui

"And you're telling us you had sex with your carpet, why?"
originally said by: StarF68
suggested by: StarF68

"Thursday isn't the red-headed stepchild of the week."
originally said by: Saturday
suggested by: Crimson_Lake

Go cry to momma Minkynips...
originally said by: EclecicEnnui
suggested by: Romolo

"So I am going to kick you out for now... think about that.."
originally said by: DrLavaGoddes
suggested by: -idle-

"Have a cup of stfu with a double dose of n00b"
most notably said by: Shin2k7
suggested by: Interwhat

"For shizzle, homies"
originally said by: GoldenCat
suggested by: Interwhat

"You know porn ? Know where I draw the line between hardcore and softcore ? When it's rhinorceri, double penetration, incestual,twin, oriental, watersport hentai orgies. Then, and only then, is it what I dub "medium-core".
originally said by: ZeroAsALimit
suggested by: ZeroAsALimit

"Goldencat:"the Goldencat Gang could probably beat the Bloods."
Red_lock:"There would be nothing funnier then to see golden cat get his ass kicked by an actual crime syndacate!"
originally said by: redface
suggested by: Red_Lock

"Oh, you can't call a mod gay! you could get banned! (at least thats what ron told me)"
originally said by: redface
suggested by: Red_Lock

"If you drag a black guy to death behind your truck and forget about it by Monday, you might be a redneck"
originally said by: Gheyz0r
suggested by: Leroy_Jenkins

"DirtySyko is you're friend."
originally said by: DirtySyko
suggested by: Popsycle

"You're the load you're mother should have swallowed."
originally said by: Unknown
suggested by: Popsycle

"Since when am I a whore?"
originally said by: da_pope
suggested by: da_pope

"Psssh. I should have known YOU would ban the hot guy, you crazy lesbian. <3"
originally said by: Nephthys (to Maus)
suggested by: Aapo_Joki